bearphomet:

things i care about: food

things i do not care about: generic skinny white people porn

My pure existence has made my mom 40k the past three years, and that’s just sitting on my ass. So no, i’m not going to be made to feel weird for still living with my parents. Why fix something that’s not broken. 

my mom when I'm playing Nami

  • mom: you're playing a mermaid on land
  • mom: no shit you're losing